Mom of the Year

Today I deserve the 'mom of the year' award. Now, if you were in my family, you'd understand that only the most deserving mothers get this award... only mothers who do something so completely stupid or outrageous that their action is deserving recognition by mothers everywhere.
It seems like every week I earn this reward, but last night's was incredibly memorable. Each time I remember it, I start to laugh so hard I cry.

Background: I haven't been getting sleep. #1 reason, I have a great book series that I've been reading. #2 the olympics are on and jason is staying up way too late and so i am as well. I dont sleep that well alone in the bed. Last night was a horribly late night... think like 2am is when I might have started to fall asleep...

3am comes around, Darby is crying. I reluctantly get up, after attempting to get Jason to get up instead. I go make a bottle of milk, and I start to walk to him room... I figured, "heck, he can hold the bottle himself". And I gave the bottle to darby in his crib, walked back to my room, and went back to bed. He stopped crying and started eating. Jason woke up and checked on him, he saw the bottle floating around above the crib and me back in bed, already asleep again. He figured, if it was okay with me, it was okay in general.

In the morning, there was an empty bottle and a happy baby in the crib.

I can't believe I did that. But I was so so so tired.

... I still can't believe I did that. Hilarious.